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Dear Mum Letter

Post by yoda321 on Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:04 pm

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed

was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an

envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Mum' With the worst premonition; she opened the

envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

'Dear, Mum.

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you... I had to

elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene

with Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I

knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos,

her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Mum... She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the

woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really

hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with

the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS,

so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your

many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Nicholas...


“P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than

the school report that's on my desk"

I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home

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Re: Dear Mum Letter

Post by Binball on Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:06 pm

LMFAO i should try this sometime...my mom would probably really flip out

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Re: Dear Mum Letter

Post by yoda321 on Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:08 pm

Lol, thats what I was thinking of doing, chances are, after doing that I'd never get the call he mentioned at the end hahaha

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Re: Dear Mum Letter

Post by Evopenguin on Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:13 pm

Haha that's immense Smile, I'm going to use it at some point when I get in trouble. + Rep Very Happy (if I can)
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Post by yoda321 on Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:23 pm

hehe, cheers mate woop my first rep Razz

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Re: Dear Mum Letter

Post by Binball on Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:24 pm

+rep from me too, this is epic

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Re: Dear Mum Letter

Post by Tuma on Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:29 pm

Awesome Very Happy
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Post by Xanthous on Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:50 am

Lol definately +rep...hilarious
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Re: Dear Mum Letter

Post by Tuffunit on Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:31 am

Interesting... i'd give you $5 if you tried it. Very Happy

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Re: Dear Mum Letter

Post by skateyboi on Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:43 am

haha i cant use this in iceland.. Sad
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Re: Dear Mum Letter

Post by andyrockstar17 on Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:37 am

My mother would have expected this from me in high school.

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Re: Dear Mum Letter

Post by Void on Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:38 am

I would havent sent the letter. I would give my mom a present wrapped and she opens and puts her hand and finds out its salt and barbwire.
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Re: Dear Mum Letter

Post by yoda321 on Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:29 am

lol, bit harsh xD

p.s. Void I love the bruno picture in your signature "where did you get the baby?" "I swapped it for an Ipod" xD what a legend

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Re: Dear Mum Letter

Post by Void on Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:29 pm

I gave him a traditional african name OJ.
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Re: Dear Mum Letter

Post by yoda321 on Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:30 pm

yea, lol legend init xD

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